Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"the well" a Therontale

The Well

 

                Sylvia became surprisingly stiff after that. She packed her stuff and prepared for the journey, but was giving Theron some silent treatment, as his mother sometimes gave Father when they had one of their rare fights.

                Theron felt guilty, as if he had truly imposed on this woman's life, and done some serious damage to her. So he did the noble thing, and let her off the hook.

                "Of course, you don't have to quest with me. Stay with your deer. You've been generous enough to us as it is. Asking for anything further would be more than presumptuous on my part -- it would be audacious."

                Sylvia remained silent.

                "In fact," said Theron, "I don't want you to come. We are doing just fine, Gladdus and me. You would just get in the way. I am going to pray to your goddess and tell her we appreciate her offer, but --"

                "Don't you get it!" exploded Sylvia. "Luciana gave me to you. Gave me up, in other words. I can't become a goddess now because she gave me to be yours. As in, your wife, your consort. Not a virgin. Not pure. I can't become a goddess now -- I'm to be a wife!"

                "Whoa, whoa, now wait just a minute," exclaimed Theron. "I never said I wanted to marry anybody. Or even have sex. I am on a quest. With all respect due to your goddess, I am putting my quest first. I am not ready to settle down -- I'm too young."

                "Me too!"

                "But I thought you were centuries old?"

                "It's still too young," snapped Sylvia. "Besides, I hardly know you."

                "Well, let's make a deal. No sex. No marriage. You can keep being a virgin and still become a goddess, but if you want to help me find my mother, I would be grateful -- no, I would be honored if you would come with us."

                Sylvia considered.

                "Could I bring Dulciana?" she finally asked.

                "Who’s that?"

                "My best friend. She's a doe. Immaculate in heart and action."

                "Would she want to hang around with a lion?"

                "They've already met," said Sylvia. "In fact, their friends. Don't you pay attention to things?"

                Theron considered. He had been trying to train his lion to be a killer, and here he was befriending deer? Nevertheless, he said, "Okay, she may come. But hear this. We are meat-eaters, and the lion will hunt. We will spare the roe and the buck, for they are sacred to you. But if you accompany me on my quest, you will see us kill many things."

                Sylvia sighed. She paused for a moment, rubbing a necklace she had of the crescent moon. Finally, she said, "Agreed."

***

                They were no longer traveling at random. As Niviana was a deer Goddess, Sylvia meant to visit all the magic herds that inhabited North America. She would visit the nearest first, as that was the best place to begin.

                Theron frowned when he saw Gladdus nuzzling and licking Dulciana. Mind you, she was a fine doe, maybe even the best -- why not be generous, or at least honest, and admit that she cut a fine figure? But when Gladdus attempted to eat plants with Dulciana at meal time, enough was enough.

                "Come Gladdus, we are going to make a kill."

                Dulciana stiffened. "But--," said Gladdus.

                "No buts. Come now."

                That night was a long one. Theron and Gladdus spent all night hunting ,and though they used all their skills and techniques, nothing stirred, not even insects. And as spring was emerging, and birds were returning, you'd expect something to stir.

                Crestfallen, they returned to camp, starved and anxious. Gladdus nuzzled up with the deer, who was glad nothing had to taste death that night.

                "We found nothing."

                "Oh," said Sylvia.

                "This has in fact never once happened to me, when I could track and catch nothing. It's as if the animals had been warned."

                Sylvia said nothing.

                "But who could warn them of our presence," he wondered.

                Sylvia said nothing.

                "It would have to be somebody who knew the forest well, and had the knowledge and ability to warn the wildlife--"

                "Fine! I warned the animals you were coming! I admit it! But this is a virgin doe you are speaking about, and she is making good friends with a lion of all animals. Do you think I want him licking her with blood on his lips?"

                "We agreed that you would let me hunt!" shouted Theron.

                "Don't you dare shout at me! Why can't you eat vegetarian when I am with you? Out of simple respect! I gave up my home to come with you. I gave up everything."

                "I never asked you to!"

                "But you wanted it. And Luciana knew your mother. This is your fault."

                "My fault? Your deer attacked me and Gladdus and almost killed us!"

                "Because you were both trying to kill us!"

                "Because we're hunters!" shouted Theron.

                "Brutes! Monsters!" cried Sylvia

                "Go back to your woods! Go! I never want to see you again!" cried Theron.

                Sylvia held still for a moment. She looked at him, and kept composure. But after a moment, she suddenly burst into tears and ran from the camp. Gladdus and Dulciana watched her go. Theron didn't look.

                He just sat there, thinking about what to do next.

                After a few minutes, he muttered, "Damn it!" and chased off into the woods after her.

                As a master hunter, following her trial was easy. He could smell her. She smelled heavenly, he had to admit. As he approached her, she heard him coming, and bolted. He cursed again and ran after her.

                Theron spent nearly an hour chasing Sylvia -- this was the most difficult chase of his life. Finally, he caught on to her ruses, and the way she hid her tracks and masked her scent and shifted directions. He climbed a tree and waited. He heard her approach. She was sniffing the air like a deer.

                At once he cried out "Aha!" and jumped on her. The two tumbled down into the underbrush and into an old abandoned well. Down they went, crashing in the mud at the bottom with a colossal oomph! Theron felt entirely grateful that Sylvia had landed on him.

                They both lay there, one atop the other, out of breath. Theron recovered first, and enchanted by the touch of the wonderful woman, just held still. Finally, he did one of the boldest things he had ever done: he softly pet her shoulder.

                Sylvia permitted it. She blinked awake and looked up at him, not with censure or anger, but with compassion.

                "I will give up meat for you," he said simply.

                "No, no. You shouldn't have to. I should respect who and what you are," she said.

                They laughed.

                "Did you break anything?" he asked.

                "No, did you?"

                "Ama be praised! no I didn't."

                "Well, I suppose we can be comfortable like this once we get back to camp," said Sylvia. "But as it is, we are at the bottom of a well. I think we'd better get ourselves out of this mess."

                Theron agreed, and they preceded to explore their immediate surroundings.

 

 

 

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"Healing" a Therontale

Healing

 

                Theron nevertheless did get a chance to hear Sylvia play her enchanted flute, and after had recovered some, and she untied the knots of his bonds – they could only be untied with the proper melody sung – he produced his own flute from his bag of carrying and played his own melodies counter to hers. Together they threaded their music together, and the musical lines were sometimes like a buck and roe flirting through the woods, or else like swift light birds dancing through the snow.

                As Theron felt attracted to Sylvia, he attempted to seduce her with his music, but she was always a step ahead of him, and cut him off when she found her head nodding and hear breast heaving. She would announce abruptly that dinner needed to be cooked.

                Dinner was a worthy interruption. For Sylvia could cook wonderfully. Feeding Theron proved no problem at all: he ate all that she put before him -- devoured it, really. She said he was healing, and so he was famished, but he knew that he was being fed by an excellent cook.

                Feeding Gladdus was another matter. As Sylvia was a vegetarian, she did not cook meat for him. Theron was permitted to hunt small game, but he sensed this displeased Sylvia. Nevertheless, nature being what it is, and facts being facts, Gladdus was a carnivore and needed meat.

                Nevertheless, it was long before the two wore out their welcome. They were long since healed, with special thanks to Sylvia’s herbs and magic, and though Theron felt a strong compulsion to stay and live with Sylvia – a compulsion that strangely enough was even stronger than it had been for Dewma – he knew this was impossible, and for two reasons.

                First, he was pledged to find his true mother. Second, Sylvia had made her sexuality clear to him, she wished to remain a virgin, and usually for virgins that meant she didn’t even want to be tempted on the matter, and in all modesty, Theron knew he was a figure of temptation for her.

                It was a full moon the day Theron announced to Sylvia that he must leave her. The deer surrounded the clear lake, which doubled the moon exquisitely, and further, the intimations of spring breezes gave the entire evening the omen of possibility.

                Sylvia clearly felt crestfallen over Theron’s announcement, though as a matter of course it was inevitable, and in a sense, expected.

                “Then let me show you something. Something sacred. Something you will never forget, no matter where you go, Theron, no matter who you meet or fall in love with.”

                “Yes, I will see,” said Theron.

                Sylvia sang an enchanting song that surpassed that of Dewma or even his mother Shara, and the moon seemed to glow twice as bright as he had ever seen it. The rays fell around Sylvia, and her warm dark hair took volume and raised as if she were under water.

                She continued to sing as she walked not into the water, but upon it, over the bald face of the peaceful lake. At the center of the lake, she called out to Luciana, her Goddess, and prayed, “Please, my love, my Goddess, my All, give Noble Theron a blessing for his quest, some gift to help him upon his way. I earnestly beseech you give him a great boon worthy of him.”

                The night fell utterly silent with the request. The wind stopped, the deer held perfectly still, the air felt pregnant with what was to happen. Then a beautiful sonorous voice, the voice of Luciana, spoke from every direction and no direction:

                “Your prayer has been answered. I will give young Theron a gift for his quest. I will give him what is mine to give, and what is best of my possessions, for such is my love of his mother, and for such is my love of you, Sylvia. I give him as travelling companion, guide, and aid, and partner you, my devotee, my own Sylvia. You will join him in his quest. Thus is my will. Vivoce!”

                There was another moment of silence, and after it had passed, the wind picked up and shifted the trees, the deer stirred and made small sounds on the water, and Sylvia, who still poised miraculously standing over the water, gasped, “What!” before splashing with a loud plop into the water.

 

 

 

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Monday, January 20, 2014

They Finally Are Giants: the Influence of They Might Be Giants on a Generation of Geeks

They Finally Are Giants: the Influence of They Might Be Giants on a Generation of Geeks

 

What the movie Revenge of the Nerds did for intellectuals in the 1980's the alternative rock band They Might Be Giants has also done from the 1980's onwards: render it fashionable to be nerdy, geeky, smart, weird, different, and unique. Indeed, ever since their 1990 Billboard hit, "Birdhouse In Your Soul," an anthem to awkward relationships, which peaked at #3 on the United States Modern Rock Tracks charts, it has been fashionable to be geeky.

 

The band began as a duo between high school friends John Linnell, who wrote some of the most infectious of the band's songs, and John Flansburgh, who ensured the band got bookings and landed the best gigs, on top of co-writing many of the band's best songs; their earliest performances utilized a drum machine for backing, before their careers took off and they substituted the drums with a full back-up band.

 

They were among the first bands to air heavily on the recently created MTV, with their quirky and bizarre videos such as "Ana Ng" and "Don't Let's Start."

 

The artistic brilliance of the band owes most to the lyrical genius of John Linnell, as most of their singles were written and sung by him, including the band's signature song "Birdhouse In Your Soul," which was the hit single on their seminal album, Flood. Rolling Stones commemorated the landmark album, saying:

 

Issued the first week of 1990, Flood was a landmark release in the evolution from college rock (the awkward handle for music like R.E.M. and Hüsker Dü that dominated university radio stations in the 1980s) to the alternative movement that defined much of the 1990s. Flood is still a hallmark in geek chic's rise, too: the Giants' two previous LPs proved a skinny guy with an accordion and a partner in crime wearing black-plastic glasses could rock a party (Ferris).

 

The inspired lyrics permeate the band's entire oeuvre, including their singles "Don't Let's Start," "Ana Ng," and "The Statue that Got Me High." The lyrics are smart and quirky, using complex puns and other verbal games, as is evident in the lyrics for their first hit, "Don't Let's Start":

 

When you are alone

You are the cat, you are the phone

You are an animal

The words I'm singing now

Mean nothing more than "meow"

To an animal

Wake up and smell the cat food

In your bank account

Don't try to stop the tail That wags the hound

 

D, world destruction

Over an overture

N, do I need Apostrophe

T, need this torture?

 

Not only does Linnell incorporate clever and quirky lyrics that appeal to geeks and intellectuals of all sorts, but he sings with a distinctly nasal, intellectual-sounding voice. He is called "the Emily Dickinson" of the band, the shy intellectual, and though he gratefully confesses that he owes all his success to Flansburgh's business acumen, as he said in the documentary about the band, Gigantic: a Tale of Two Johns, it is clear that Flansburgh should be just as grateful towards Linnell, whose decade long struggle with a sense of being a sort of genius, but at the same time being shy and misunderstood, speaks to nerds and intellectuals everywhere.

 

His lyrics for his hit single "Can't Keep Johnny Down" lay bare the dual sense of grandiosity and an antagonistic inferiority complex, when the song's speaker boasts he can best his battles, even when outnumbered “a million to one,” yet feels intimidated by such a petty gesture as when somebody pulls up beside him to tell him his "gas cap is unscrewed."

 

Of course, some of the nerd appeal comes from the history lessons They Might Be Giants offer, such as a song celebrating James K. Polk that outlines the course of his presidency, and another song that explores the troubled career of painter James Ensor. Such appeal to the intellectual carried over into their educational videos for children, which include the Grammy Winning "Here Comes the 1,2,3's," a DVD full of animated songs.

 

The band has greatly changed "college rock" and "geek rock," especially influencing such bands a  Barenaked Ladies, Frank Black, Jonathan Coulton, and impressing Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, John Stewart of The Daily Show, among many others"(“Famous Fans”).

 

In a sense, then They Might Be Giants are geek rock. They've done more for the genre than any other band, and more than that, they gave a soundtrack to a generation of geeks and intellectuals everywhere.


 

Notes

 

"Famous Fans." Tmbw.net Jan, 2014. < http://tmbw.net/wiki/Famous_Fans>.

 

Ferris, D.X. " They Might Be Giants' "Flood": Track by Track Guide to Geek-Chic Breakthrough." RollingStones.com. Web, 8 Oct. 2009. < http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/they-might-be-giants-flood-track-by-track-guide-to-the-geek-chic-breakthrough-20091008>.


 

 

 

 

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Sunday, January 19, 2014

"The Green Witch" from the Therontales

 

 

Continuing the Therontales, Part 3, Chapter 1

 

 

The Green Witch

 

                Once Gladdus had nursed Theron back to health, it was Theron's turn to nurse Gladdus. It seems the poor beast had never so much as had a good sprint; he had spent his whole life in the same cage. And though he had heard many stories of lion lore and the way of the mane in hunting, and all other manner of story from his devoted mother, he had never once made a kill.

                Sure, he had always wanted to kill the red witch, but even now, in the recent tumult, when he had the chance, he decided against it.

                Theron was an accomplished hunter, having studied under his incomparable father. He didn't think twice over the matter: he would teach the lion to hunt. So they started out on rabbits and other small game. With Theron's help, Gladdus made his first kill with a white hare. They shared the meal, but Theron gave Gladdus the lion's share. After all, he was able to make a salad from the herbs and winter-time vegetation, mixing in some pine needles, pinecone seeds and so forth -- a cuisine of which the lion ate very little.

                They made their way West, away from the Great Lakes region, heading south as well. Within a few weeks, Gladdus was bringing down larger game, including a heron and even a cougar -- an incident that happened by accident and cost the two quite a bit of anguish, but then finally triumph. For the lion Gladdus was sad to kill a fellow cat, but the beast was impudent and had it coming.

                Meanwhile, Theron and Gladdus would wrestle, and both grew stronger for it. They drew blood from each other and declared themselves blood brothers. What a great life, to have such a one as this for your best friend!

                It was good they were so close, because they were about to die together. Or nearly so. It happened when the two spotted a lake within the woods in which a majestic herd of deer were drinking and browsing. After watching them for half an hour, Theron said to Gladdus, "You can do this, take your first buck. Be ferocious, the others will flee."

                Only it didn't go down that way at all. When Gladdus charged forth with a terrifying roar -- a roar he and Theron had been working on -- the deer didn't even blink. They just stood there, utterly unimpressed. Gladdus trotted to a stop and looked at the deer. The deer looked back. Finally, one of the deer said, "You'd better just go, blue lion, before you get hurt."

                Theron couldn't stand to see his best friend so humiliated, so he ran out screaming his terror scream and it certainly worked, the deer reared up, some bolted, but a few of the great bucks remained. More than remained, they attacked! As they hailed their horns upon the lion, Theron ran to his aid. For a second, he saw that the circle of deer had been shielding a woman in the water who was bathing in the nude. She was a little chubby and entirely youthful and full of beauty. She looked shy and concerned.

                Theron was stunned by the vision, but now the deer were attacking him, their antlers tearing open his skin, tearing open the beautiful clothing his mother had stitched him. Of course, they could tear nothing of the Nemean lion Gladdus, he was built to be uncuttable, but the bruises he was taking were considerable, and the last thing Theron remembered, before going unconscious, was the lion might survive, though he surely would not.

***

                In fact, they both survived, but barely. When they came to, they were in an elegant wooded house. It was clearly decorated by feminine hands, and as Theron looked around the room, he recognized the Red Witch, looking at him curiously. Only she was wearing green.

                "Dewma!"

                "Oh my!" said the woman in green. "So you've met my sister. Were you spying on my while I was bathing. How you are treated will depend on your honesty over this point."

                "I'm a hunter, and I was teaching my friend the lion to hunt. We regarded the deer as fit quarry" said Theron, who realized now that he was tied down. He looked at his bonds. They were limp thin curls of lace. He tried his strength against them, but the more he pulled them, the harder they become.

                "Please don't waste your strength fighting these bonds. Even if you were in good health, there is no way under heaven you could break them. And dear boy you are not at all in good health. My deer treated you brutally. Forgive me. I would have stopped them but I was in a state of shock at your approach."

                "Ah! Forgive me, as well, I had no idea a human was present. Or a goddess -- whatever you are -- I had no idea you were bathing there or that these deer were of a magic race. I would never have sent my lion to attack such formidable foes if I had known."

                "I believe you, hunter. Come, my name is Sylvia and I run with the herd. This is one of my many homes and you were welcome to stay -- indeed, you have no choice. You are close to death. I am a green witch and know the art of healing. If I lacked such wisdom, I would be burying you now."

                "And Gladdus, how is he?"

                "He is still unconscious. He will be fine. He suffered only bruises. I have heard of these lions, but there has never been one on this continent that I ever heard of. I would guess you have travelled far, but your accent reveals to me you are from the land of lakes -- so you're certainly American."

                "My name is Theron. I ... should tell you the story of how I met your sister and what happened."

                Theron then told the story of Dewma the red witch, and held nothing back.

                "You are still my friend, Theron, though you have broken my sister's heart, and utterly. I feel you had no choice in the matter. Have no fear over the fire you caused in her temple. She had her necklace broken once before. She will make a new one. She will put her house in order. She is such a lonely woman, as lonely as I am, and almost as old. I do not approve of her lifestyle, but I would not see her trifled with, even by a half-god. I know the art of intuition and I have many psychic powers. I know more about you than you believe you have revealed. Indeed, I know more about you than you know about yourself. And yet I am feeling toward you somewhat what my sister felt. I will confess it freely because I have no intention of acting upon it, and every intention of healing you and sending you on your way. It is mine to be a goddess of virginity. As it is, I am merely a witch of virginity. I seek no consort. If I am to earn my apotheosis, I must stay by the strict path set out by Luciana, my Goddess, who is of the moon. I pray to her and she has given me these deer to run with and protect. To her I have sworn never to know the love of man."

                "Understood, noble Sylvia. I have no interest in tempting you from your vows. I am seeking after my mother, a Goddess, whom my noble father, who now walks with Ama, named Niviana. I could not be so fortunate that this woman is the same as your Luciana?"

                "Impossible!" exclaimed Sylvia with an involuntary scoff. "Luciana has never known the touch of erotic love, least of all from a mortal."

                Something in the words offended Theron, somehow, and Sylvia saw this, and immediately repented in her heart for saying them. So she said, "I will do everything in my power to help you regain your strength, and I will give you good magic for your journey as well. Now rest. I will sing a spell of healing. Close your eyes. Let the rays of Luciana fall upon you and heal you."

                Sylvia brought forth a flute, and as Theron was a flute-player, he wanted to give her artistry his full attention. But such was her command over the instrument, and the power of her spell, that he soon found blissful slumber, and never slept as well as he did there that night, under the careful care of Sylvia the Green.

 

Thursday, January 16, 2014

"American Prophecy Part Two" a poem

PART 2

 

America the immortal, shall people her lakes with dolphins

The great lakes of the great state

Her rivers shall swell

The depleted ozone will

Cost life for a time

Before adding much more life.

Dragons will emerge from their slumber

And be ridden accross the skies

And long before the ocean disappears

A new continent will arise in the Pacific

And will belong to Allists

Who bind all religions into one.

 

Mormonism will be proven true

As Ancient cities are revealved by God

Odin will return bodily

And amaze the world

The pagan religions will revive

All that is dead will resurect

The dodo bird will return

As shall the carrier pigeon

And the dinosaurs.

Science will discover how to resurrect

First our pets

Then our heroes

and finally all men

As the ocean dries up to make room for the revived humanity

When the sun finally goes out

The earth will become a great ship

To travel to a new sun

Who will gladly receive her.

Thus it is and thus it shall be

So says Ama

Vivoce!

 

Artistic Represenation of AMA

This is how I experience the Allgoddess. Others experience her differently.

 

 

 

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"AMA" a drawing

An early depiction of AMA, back in 2004

 

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