Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Recipe for Raccoon Scat

Recipe for Raccoon Scat

 

Ingredients:

 

Gum Paste

Black Food Coloring

Cinimin

Sugar

Honey

 

Mix it all together. Roll the balls into perfect circles. This is Scat.

 

Why the ugly name?

 

To be all, you must eat all. The raccoon does this, being the ultimate omnivore. The

raccoon is our totem. The black holes of utter nothing are racoon droppings. To be a

true omnivore, you must eat also the abyss of nothingness. Plus these candies are

really delicious.

 

 

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